Friday 8 March 2013

Erotica is the new trend in bollywood!






3 hours of watching a hot ass moving around the big screen??
---> Endurable (that's understatement of the century).
Okay let's exaggerate it a li'l bit.
---> Bliss (still understated)

Okay I give up; call it what u want.
But its a movie we're talking about! Why do film makers forget only T&A are not enough to keep it rolling??

Cheesy songs+high sex quotient and viola there u have it, a ridiculous thing which they like to call a movie, and don't forget the ever more cheesier dialogues that want to make us puke.
Dumb doesn't even cut it, it is way beyond that..

A much talked about movie and a bigger disappointment (well not for all of us, as one gets to explore Sunny Leone without having to open the hidden files in computer), but anyways when Pooja Bhatt went so far as to cast a porn star to play a porn girl in movie one important factor called 'ACTING SKILL' was overlooked and apparently  low profiled porno doesn't count as a good movie(boy, are we surprised!).


"I am happy with any kind of feedback" 
says the director Sachin Kundalkar (would u happen to know his handiwork?).
Well forget it, he directed another ridiculous film called Aiyya (oh yeah the same movie with a hot tamil guy and Rani Mukherji doing some serious belly shaking & what not, AND who would forget the sniffing. *sniff* i smell absurdity!).
Well here is the feedback: bollywood already has enough crappy love stories bringing it down, you set a girl  sniffing after a guy, seriously?? can't even begin to describe the absurdity of the idea.

Rani Mukherjee 
When it is about Erotica Bhatt's aren't far from the list. The low budget Murder series movies with decent plot and some action going on(which happens to be a lot of tongue twirling) made wicked money for a small budget movie --> turns out raunchiness is the success mantra as long as the audience 'enjoys' it

And thanks to these movies some very TALENTED stars have emerged in bollywood.
Lets name a few:
  • Hot and sexy Mallika Sherawat, who seems to have sobered up a lot since visiting the holy-land a.k.a hollywood & having tea with President Obama (whoever would've thought!)
  • Emraan Hashmi -->The guy who would get on with anything and everything(for entertainment of course)
Director Vishesh Bhatt who lent his scary voice for Raaz 3, says in an interview
"I think people look for pleasant surprises when they watch a film"
Indeed the Raaz 3 viewers were in for a big one when Emraan Hashmi started kissing heroin right after she had seen a ghost! (alright, didn't see that one coming)

And now the talented Emraan Hashmi is taking a break from face sucking in bollywood and is on his way to hol(l)y-land, lets see what becomes of him.

Be back for more bollywoood gossips!

Posted by: Ria

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